February 2012
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If humans were animal memes
rachelhasawolfsmouth:
Let he who has not acted at least one of these out cast the first stone.
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cosmo tip #164
expertcosmotips:
touch his butt or something idk
trufax
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January 2012
47 posts
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Drusillamas 2012
If you wish to celebrate Drusillamas by giving me something other than a cow, here is a list of acceptable items.
I like stuffed animals. I like peanut butter. I like birds. I like bikes. I like trees. Especially fruit trees… I like rice. I like computers. I like hats. I like puppies and kitties, even old puppies and kitties. I like rivers. I like seals, sea lions, and even otters. I like...
There is no god. (nsfw) →
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Shortest horror story ever
Alex Kingston: I'm shaving my head
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Voice mail from a lovely listener, NOT!... →
No, really...
…I want to see a bunch of whining bitches waving their e-dicks at one another and airing one another’s dirty laundry via memes on my Tumblr. Shut your fucking manpleasers and get back to posting pictures of cake and cats, faggots.
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canklequeen:
“i have a dream that one day skrillex will drop the f*ckin bass”
— MLK (via basedgodtrilla)
I always dream Skrillex will drop down a mineshaft.
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