February 2012
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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If humans were animal memes
rachelhasawolfsmouth: Let he who has not acted at least one of these out cast the first stone.
Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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cosmo tip #164
expertcosmotips: touch his butt or something idk trufax
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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January 2012
47 posts
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
Drusillamas 2012
If you wish to celebrate Drusillamas by giving me something other than a cow, here is a list of acceptable items. I like stuffed animals. I like peanut butter. I like birds. I like bikes. I like trees. Especially fruit trees… I like rice. I like computers. I like hats. I like puppies and kitties, even old puppies and kitties. I like rivers. I like seals, sea lions, and even otters. I like...
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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There is no god. (nsfw) →
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Shortest horror story ever
Alex Kingston: I'm shaving my head
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 20th
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Voice mail from a lovely listener, NOT!... →
Jan 19th
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No, really...
…I want to see a bunch of whining bitches waving their e-dicks at one another and airing one another’s dirty laundry via memes on my Tumblr. Shut your fucking manpleasers and get back to posting pictures of cake and cats, faggots.
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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canklequeen: “i have a dream that one day skrillex will drop the f*ckin bass” — MLK (via basedgodtrilla) I always dream Skrillex will drop down a mineshaft. 
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th