January 2012
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
Drusillamas 2012
If you wish to celebrate Drusillamas by giving me something other than a cow, here is a list of acceptable items. I like stuffed animals. I like peanut butter. I like birds. I like bikes. I like trees. Especially fruit trees… I like rice. I like computers. I like hats. I like puppies and kitties, even old puppies and kitties. I like rivers. I like seals, sea lions, and even otters. I like...
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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There is no god. (nsfw) →
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Shortest horror story ever
Alex Kingston: I'm shaving my head
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 20th
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Voice mail from a lovely listener, NOT!... →
Jan 19th
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No, really...
…I want to see a bunch of whining bitches waving their e-dicks at one another and airing one another’s dirty laundry via memes on my Tumblr. Shut your fucking manpleasers and get back to posting pictures of cake and cats, faggots.
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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canklequeen: “i have a dream that one day skrillex will drop the f*ckin bass” — MLK (via basedgodtrilla) I always dream Skrillex will drop down a mineshaft. 
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 4th
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Sweet Juniper's 2011 Holiday Gift Guide for... →
Not everybody who blogs about their kids has ladybits.
Jan 4th
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Also I just learned that grapefruit is a man-made...
sblaufuss: It’s a cross between oranges and pomeloes. Also, tangelos are a cross between a tangerine and pomelo. Mind = blown. Eh, strictly speaking, all fruits you eat are manmade fruits, and Citrus genetics is a bit of a tangled mangrove thicket, anyways. Any Citrus you get at the grocery store or farmers market has a degree of hybridization (and that’s Citrus with a capital C, not...
Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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FuzzyDave's Carousel of Wonderosities: I have a... →
loonachic: elle-oh-elle: Since I’m moving to San Francisco in 6 days, this is becoming less and less useful to me. If anyone is interested in buying it for less than $200, please let me know. I will meet you at a CTA stop, we will use the machine to verify the fare, you will give me… I think @RickyBurton needs to see this.
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