1/28/2012 - Photo
Oh Internetz, I love the way you teach me about new fetishes I never knew about. Who Knew?! #NSFW
I’m not sure if the people into this knew about it.
Drusillamas 2012
If you wish to celebrate Drusillamas by giving me something other than a cow, here is a list of acceptable items.
I like stuffed animals.
I like peanut butter.
I like birds.
I like bikes.
I like trees.
Especially fruit trees…
I like rice.
I like computers.
I like hats.
I like puppies and kitties, even old puppies and kitties.
I like rivers.
I like seals, sea lions, and even otters.
I like fishies and the ocean.
I like the outdoors.
Sometimes, I even like people. Sometimes. When people twist my arm. Sometimes.
So now you know what to get me for my birthday.
1/25/2012 - Photo
tj:
Jailhouse Fingers Dupree. I do not want to know what “Jailhouse Fingers” are…
Big Fingers Parker.
Ask your mom what it means.
Or your sister.
Mine would be “Ugly Baby Davis” *nice*
Fat Liver Lee or Old McGee.
(Source: drinkyourjuice)
1/25/2012 - Photo
hatm:
Nyon Bacon kitty.
Doing my duty quota as Big Fatty ordered!
@Bigfatty would say YesYesYesYesYes instead of NyanNyanNyan.
